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Birthday Blunder: Grimace’s Special Day goes Awry After Nude Photo is Tweeted from the McDonald’s Australia Account

Talk about a birthday surprise! As you may or may not know, last Monday marked the birthday of purple McDonald’s monstrosity Grimace. The overweight freak was excited to celebrate, and took to Twitter to announce his big day. McDonald’s decided to create a purple milkshake for the slug,

My Official Apology to those Trapped on "The Titan", the Titanic Exploration Ship Lost at Sea

This is not going to be an easy one for me to write. I haven’t been able to sleep and can’t shake the feeling that I did something wrong. For those of you who don’t know, a small submarine filled with some rich white dudes was recently

A Sign of the Times! Rainforest Cafe to Rebrand this Fall

In shocking news today, Rainforest Cafe CEO Steven Schussler announced that the Rainforest Cafe you know and love will be no more come this fall. While the news may seem despicable at first, Rainforest enthusiasts shouldn’t fear for the loss of their beloved restaurant experience. In fact, the Rainforest

Nintendo Wii Sales Fall for the 5th Consecutive Year

Growing up in the 2000s, two things were certain: the 11th day of September in grade school was always really awkward, and going to a friend’s house meant you would be playing a Nintendo Wii. The Wii is one of the most successful video game consoles of all time

Devastating: A Middle-Aged Woman Just Joined Us in the Hot Tub

Our vacation in South Florida had been a dream come true up until this point. We got upgraded to first class on our flight, a daiquiri was waiting for us at the resort, and the weather couldn’t have been better. We were winding down night one with a trip

Good Grief! Charlie Brown Found Dead in Double Homicide

Bad news for the boy with the zig-zag shirt! This morning, police investigated a report of gunshots coming from inside an apartment building in downtown Minneapolis. When they got to the scene, they found the bodies of Charlie Brown and Pigpen, lifeless on the carpet, an absolute pain for the