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Carnival Cruises Admits to Editing Jack Nicholson into 30% of Family Photos

Carnival Cruises has always been the black sheep of the cruise ship family. They are branded as a family cruise line with plenty of activities for kids, but many regard it as the bottom of the barrel when it comes to a week-long getaway. Not as nice as its Disney

LinkedIn to Test “Casual Hookup” Feature Next Month

LinkedIn has traditionally been a social media geared towards the professional world. Users use it to connect with others who have similar business interests, hunt for their next big job, or reconnect with old high school friends in hopes that they will invest money with you at MassMutual. While this

Marco Rubio to Open for Taylor Swift on European Leg of Eras Tour

Yes, you heard that right. Last week, Taylor Swift teased a special opener for the European leg of her Eras tour. Fans guessed anyone and everyone, from Drake to Jojo Siwa. Taylor’s team kept everything under wraps, and she finally revealed her pal for the next few months in

Huzzah: Supreme Court Finally Unbans Boo-Berry Cereal

In what feels like a year of tough political decisions that seem to benefit no one, it’s always great to get a small win for the country. The 2024 election circuit is in full swing, which means everyone is doing what they can to make an impact and get

Celebrity Gossip: Olivia Coleman is Dating Gaten Matarazzo

Yep you heard that right! TMZ has just reported a shocking new development in the celebrity dating sphere. Olivia Coleman, Oscar-winning actress of The Favourite, was seen at a New York City bodega with Stranger Things star Gaten Matarazzo. Talk about a power couple! The two were seen enjoying Choco

Man-Spider: New Superhero Spotted in San Francisco

They’re real, and they’re here! After decades of superhero movies cleaning up the box office, it looks like we may finally have our first real-life vigilante in the streets. First spotted about a week ago, this new hero has become world news. Louis Ripkin was a little spider

The Top 10 Restaurants in NYC

Summer is a time for traveling, and you haven’t lived until you’ve taken a trip over to the Big Apple. That’s right, I’m talking about New York City, land of opportunity and affordable housing. I’ve eaten everywhere you can possibly eat in the city, and

An Open Letter to Regal Cinemas

Fuck you Regal Cinemas. As a proud rewards member, I expect better of you. Every Tuesday I come to your little theater with my $6 special ticket and my half price popcorn. Every Tuesday I think “maybe Regal read my emails and has decided to make a change. Maybe Regal

Surprise During Fishing Trip Baffles Family on Ozarks Vacation

Have you ever had an unexpected celebrity encounter? The Brooks family certainly did this weekend in the Ozarks. Friday marked John Brooks’ 65th birthday, so he and his family traveled down to the Ozarks for a relaxing weekend away from their bustling life in St. Louis. The whole family made

Where Are They Now: The Founding Fathers

In honor of America’s birthday, I thought it would be nice to take a look back at the men and women (pretty much just men, it was a different time) who made it all possible! We’ll go through the top dogs and see where they’re at now!