Celebrity Gossip: Olivia Coleman is Dating Gaten Matarazzo

Celebrity Gossip: Olivia Coleman is Dating Gaten Matarazzo
Olivia looks lovingly at her new man, young star Gaten Matarazzo

Yep you heard that right! TMZ has just reported a shocking new development in the celebrity dating sphere. Olivia Coleman, Oscar-winning actress of The Favourite, was seen at a New York City bodega with Stranger Things star Gaten Matarazzo. Talk about a power couple! The two were seen enjoying Choco Tacos and sharing a kiss.

We admit that this news is a bit of a shock. The age gap is the first surprise, as Gaten is 20 years old and Olivia is 49. Hollywood relationships can be a bit stretched out, but this still turns a few heads. We also have to wonder what they’re possibly talking about. Other than the acting connection, these two individuals can’t possibly have anything in common. Maybe they bond over Marvel movies or the New York Yankees, but is that enough for a long-term relationship? Time will tell.

This news comes off the heels of the shocking Ariana Granda and Spongebob Squarepants: The Broadway Musical star Ethan Slater romance rumors. The internet blew up with this news, as Ariana Grande is one of the biggest names in the game right now, and Ethan Slater had 17,000 Twitter followers a week ago. Gaten is currently starring in the Broadway production of Sweeney Todd, making us wonder what has gotten into the Times Square water.

If these Broadway men are getting close with A-List Hollywood women, who’s next? We’re putting money on a story next week involving Ben Platt and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. My sources tell me that they’ve been having a steamy affair over the last 3 months, and it’s about to leak. This is maybe the craziest news of all, unless it’s all just great marketing for his new film Theater Camp, now in theaters!

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