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There’s something magical about an opening night at the theater. Last Friday, I was invited to attend the premiere of the Rutherford B. Hayes middle school production of Seussical Jr. based on the stories of Dr. Seuss himself. I was technically given a ticket because I work at the

There is nothing quite like an upper-middle class, probably white, family heading out west to Colorado for an early 2024 ski trip. Everyone gets a much-needed vacation, as 20 days since the week off at Christmas is far too long. Travel is always a pain because obviously they have their

The year is 2023 and strip clubs are all the rage. If you ask any man in your life what he’s doing this weekend, there’s an 85% chance he’ll mention a strip club visit with the boys. It’s just what guys do. We’re in 2023,

Born in 1905, Ayn Rand was famous for her writing and philosophizing. She is best known for her two best-selling novels, The Fountainhead (1943) and Atlas Shrugged (1957), which promote individualism, capitalism, and rational self-interest. Rand also developed a philosophical system called Objectivism, which is based on the idea that

October marks the start of the MLB playoffs, and we’ve already had an exciting series of games. Wild Card Weekend kicked off the postseason, and eyes were on the Philadelphia Phillies, taking on the Miami Marlins in the City of Brotherly Love. The games were great, but this morning

Before going into my rant, I have to break down what every single bingo experience looks like. These events happen exclusively at VFW locations (or on cruise ships), primarily in small suburbs. They are hosted by a 72 year old woman who acts as the MC, and is the quietest

Disney has been teasing Toy Story 5 for the last few months, after realizing that the combined $3.3 billion the first 4 have grossed isn’t enough for Disney. To be honest, I get it. How are you supposed to realistically survive in today’s world with such a

The NFL season is just around the corner, and we’re keeping you up to date with every new rule being implemented this year. Most seasons, there are a few updated rules here and there, but this season marks some of the biggest changes we’ve seen in decades. Let’

“If there’s a heaven for me, I’m sure it has a beach attached.” Early in the morning of September 2nd, 2023 it was announced that Jimmy Buffett had passed away peacefully in his sleep. The billionaire, singer, songwriter, author, restaurant/resort/living community owner, musical producer, etc. was

Craziest. Friday. EVER! It had been a long week, don’t get me wrong. Customer calls were out of control, Tim put in his two weeks, and Cheryl was out sick on Tuesday which delayed payroll by a day. No one was going into Friday with much excitement, but we

Carnival Cruises has always been the black sheep of the cruise ship family. They are branded as a family cruise line with plenty of activities for kids, but many regard it as the bottom of the barrel when it comes to a week-long getaway. Not as nice as its Disney

LinkedIn has traditionally been a social media geared towards the professional world. Users use it to connect with others who have similar business interests, hunt for their next big job, or reconnect with old high school friends in hopes that they will invest money with you at MassMutual. While thi…

Yes, you heard that right. Last week, Taylor Swift teased a special opener for the European leg of her Eras tour. Fans guessed anyone and everyone, from Drake to Jojo Siwa. Taylor’s team kept everything under wraps, and she finally revealed her pal for the next few months in

In what feels like a year of tough political decisions that seem to benefit no one, it’s always great to get a small win for the country. The 2024 election circuit is in full swing, which means everyone is doing what they can to make an impact and get

Yep you heard that right! TMZ has just reported a shocking new development in the celebrity dating sphere. Olivia Coleman, Oscar-winning actress of The Favourite, was seen at a New York City bodega with Stranger Things star Gaten Matarazzo. Talk about a power couple! The two were seen enjoying Choco

They’re real, and they’re here! After decades of superhero movies cleaning up the box office, it looks like we may finally have our first real-life vigilante in the streets. First spotted about a week ago, this new hero has become world news. Louis Ripkin was a little spider

Summer is a time for traveling, and you haven’t lived until you’ve taken a trip over to the Big Apple. That’s right, I’m talking about New York City, land of opportunity and affordable housing. I’ve eaten everywhere you can possibly eat in the city, and

Fuck you Regal Cinemas. As a proud rewards member, I expect better of you. Every Tuesday I come to your little theater with my $6 special ticket and my half price popcorn. Every Tuesday I think “maybe Regal read my emails and has decided to make a change. Maybe Regal

Have you ever had an unexpected celebrity encounter? The Brooks family certainly did this weekend in the Ozarks. Friday marked John Brooks’ 65th birthday, so he and his family traveled down to the Ozarks for a relaxing weekend away from their bustling life in St. Louis. The whole family made

In honor of America’s birthday, I thought it would be nice to take a look back at the men who made it all possible!

It’s a sad day for The Giving Tree-heads everywhere, as the estate of Shel Silverstein has announced that they are chopping down the famous tree at the end of the month to make space for a new state-of-the-art parking lot where it once stood. While many were stoked to

Starry, the new lemon-lime soda sold by PepsiCo., is in the news today after launching a truly unconventional ad campaign this week. The Sierra Mist replacement drink arrived on shelves at the start of 2023, and has certainly made its mark known. Until this point, they’ve stuck to basic

It was not a beautiful day in the neighborhood this morning when reports surfaced of a tragic shooting on the famous Sesame Street in the heart of New York City. The first report of gunshots was filed at 2:05 this morning outside of Hooper’s Store. Authorities quickly arrived

Welp, it’s official. As of January 23rd, the famous Disney attraction Splash Mountain has logged its last flume. After years of heated debate, Disney has officially closed down the controversial ride in order to both stay fresh, and usher in a more modern IP. Opening in 2024, the new

You just can’t make this stuff up! On Friday January 6th, Jeremy Renner, star of films such as The Hurt Locker, The Town, Wind River, Arctic Dogs, Tag, Arrival, The Immigrant, Thor, The Avengers, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Captain America: Civil War, Avengers: Endgame, and the recent Disney Plus

Talk about a birthday surprise! As you may or may not know, last Monday marked the birthday of purple McDonald’s monstrosity Grimace. The overweight freak was excited to celebrate, and took to Twitter to announce his big day. McDonald’s decided to create a purple milkshake for the slug,

This is not going to be an easy one for me to write. I haven’t been able to sleep and can’t shake the feeling that I did something wrong. For those of you who don’t know, a small submarine filled with some rich white dudes was recently

In shocking news today, Rainforest Cafe CEO Steven Schussler announced that the Rainforest Cafe you know and love will be no more come this fall. While the news may seem despicable at first, Rainforest enthusiasts shouldn’t fear for the loss of their beloved restaurant experience. In fact, the Rainf…

Growing up in the 2000s, two things were certain: the 11th day of September in grade school was always really awkward, and going to a friend’s house meant you would be playing a Nintendo Wii. The Wii is one of the most successful video game consoles of all time

Our vacation in South Florida had been a dream come true up until this point. We got upgraded to first class on our flight, a daiquiri was waiting for us at the resort, and the weather couldn’t have been better. We were winding down night one with a trip

Bad news for the boy with the zig-zag shirt! This morning, police investigated a report of gunshots coming from inside an apartment building in downtown Minneapolis. When they got to the scene, they found the bodies of Charlie Brown and Pigpen, lifeless on the carpet, an absolute pain for the